November 30, 2011
"FIBUA: Fighting In Big, Unpronounceable Acronyms."

Should be familiar to anyone exposed to that crap. Also FISH (Fighting In Someone’s House).

Fish famously goes well with CHIPS: Creating Havoc In Populated Streets. Usually practised in the jolly fake Bavarian town, or, more recently, in the fake Afghan village, at Copehill Down.

November 29, 2011
"BOWMAN: Better Off With Map And Nokia."

— UK Signals wisdom. BOWMAN is the notoriously shite platoon to division level comms platform that suffered from every single possible failure initially. Like the SA80. Or Ptarmigan. Or… detect a theme there?

November 24, 2011
"Egyptians shocked- shocked- to discover tear gas grenades are made in America. Ummm…have they tripped over the 200+ F-16s we sold ‘em yet?"

@drunkenpredator

August 27, 2011
"Usually when you hear guys yelling “allahu akbar” it means they have no respect for marksmanship."

— Tim Mathews (@timmathews), in response to the Taliban rocket execution video.

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